"Right here we go then, right here are the, That's it right, I'll take it right. Leave it to me now, I shall get it in a minute"

Daddy came home from work tired
The boss had been driving him mad.
The kids started fighting, the dog bit him too
His dinner was nothing but warmed over stew.

I guess it was then he decided 
Up to the rooftop he'd go
He was about to jump off when
The kids started howling below

Oh
Don't jump off the roof, Dad
You'll make a hole in the yard
Mother's just planted petunias
The weeding and seeding was hard

If you must end it all, Dad
Won't you please give us a break
Just take a walk to the park, Dad
And there you can jump in the lake.

"Keep it going boys,. keep it going. That's it nice and loud"

Don't jump off the roof, Dad
You'll make a hole in the yard
Mother's just planted petunias
The weeding and seeding was hard

If you must end it all, Dad
Won't you please give us a break
Just take a walk to the park, Dad
And there you can jump in the lake.

